zsh: correct 'brandstiftung' to 'grandstand' [nyae]?

unapologetically queer, aggressively polyam, operating jaded systems, the offensive name haver according to flickr, powered and kept alive by copious amounts of spite (and caffeine (and perhaps other funnies)), and the one who caused synchronized beeping at the 38c3 beeping session -- and basically that one creature seemingly everyone (currently at least 2 as of 2026-03-23) and one hackerspace (as of 2026-03-23, lol) wants to warn you about.

follow requests are still subject to a heavy vibe check. prerequisite: we've either met eachother irl AND we're already mutuals on my main account, or I'm following you from this account.

also, if I ever notice that you forward stuff (especially followers-only posts) to folks that are not following this account, you will be kicked out.

🖤 A L J S P M V A J
love y'all so so much <333333333

attended/attending the following events:

• 2023: GPN21 (briefly)
• 2024: GPN22, 38C3
• 2025: FOSDEM, EBK Geekend / HaGeWe, Easterhegg 22, chaos.jetzt9, ASM25, GPN23, chaos.jetzt10, MRMCD 2025, QueIIcode 2, DHCP, chaos.jetzt11, 39C3
• 2026: chaos.jetzt12, Easterhegg 23, GPN24 (?), MRMCD 2026 (?), DHCP 2026 (?), probably some more smaller events :3

(events in the future are formatted like this.)

:floofPride_trans_heart: :floofPride_nb_heart: :floofPride_bi_heart: :floofPride_lesbian_heart: :verified_anarchy: (<-- this one actually got peer-reviewed and approved)

content warnings ahead: you will most likely get to read about...

• my personal mental health
• some perhaps unfiltered traumadumping (that's very rare though)
• lewd(-adjacent) stuff, perhaps even some more spicy stuff
• substance-related stuff, should I ever get into the mood for that and have people around me that I trust with this stuff <3
• politics. disclaimer as if that weren't obvious already: i'm an anarchist and very much against capitalism (the system that keeps proving itself to be awful to the poor while giving the rich way too much money for their own good), nazis (if you're one: how the fuck did you find my instance to begin with lmao) and any kind of assholes who think that basic rights are not important for minorities.
• the neverending chaos that is the CCC bubble. computer touching is nice so long as no power-abusing cis men are involved, and one's personality shouldn't just be touching computers, I think.

quotes:

• "i genuinely love how @woof is basically the equivalent of patreon" ~ @ptrc
• "most useless lesbian" ~coons
• "beep!" ~almost every chaospost card i've gotten
• "awooooooo" ~chaospost cards when it isn't the above for once
• "istg I'm gonna bite you about this /lh" ~ @theresnotime
• "You have a British accent" - "I do not!" - "...it says, in a British accent" ~ @sophie
• "please get professional help /j" ~ @sophie
• "[...] Jade lebt im Fediverse [...]" ~proliecan
• "engaging in transfeminism and alcoholism" ~ @q
• "it's called pipeline punch because they need to build a fuckin pipeline straight from the factory to you" ~ @satanskrapfen
• "you don't use technology as much as abuse it and I think that's beautiful /lh" ~ @theresnotime