Non-techie Malaysian based in Singapore obsessed with cats, bugs, marine life and poop. Slave to Angelmiao (RIP), Mini the Calico Shit and Teaspoon the Tiny Tabby. Addicted to kiam kiam, lame puns and fresh dingleberries. Weak sauce, mildly salty, quite inattentive and mostly anxious. Hates lint, lawns and life as it is.

Languages: bahasa britain, marketable malay, sikit jerman & ein bißchen rude southern chinese dialects.

Top image: Cute leech trying to suck my weak sacue blood.