A regular human from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, but I left in 2016 for California. Not in Witness Protection. Certainly not either undead or at all a vampire. That's ridiculous.

Also not at all evil. A very good person. Very good indeed. Maybe better than you, but not in a smug way. You're doing fine too. Keep it up.

Infrequently posts boring nonsense at @BeigeBee

Frequently posts nonsense about Star Trek here.